Guanonitis

The medical affliction suffered by those who are batsh*t insane.

Man, that chick has a serious case of Guanonitis!

by Magickpixie November 28, 2013

Guanigga

A badass funny dude who does cool and sometimes shady stuff. Related to a Guangster.

Timothy: Wow, you're yelling in the streets? I'm scared to do that...
Destiny: Yeah, Jerry is a guanigga.
Terry: GuaNIGGA!

by AsianCowboy March 28, 2015

Guano girl

Any girl that is bat shit crazy.

Stephanie is a guano girl.

by Richard34 July 17, 2016

Guantanamo Bae

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.

Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...

by GuantanamoBae January 1, 2017

guanshan

THAT RED HAIRED FUCK BOY BETTER KEEP HIS HANDS OF MAH BOII

Example : Guanshan Should Not Fight People

by WHOOPINERNOWOOH April 4, 2017

guandong

Dweeb

That kid that gets spitballs all over him, Guandong

by Life64775566944 January 16, 2018

Guanoloco

Using Spanglish to be politically correct when there is crazy ass shit going on all around you that blows your fucking mind.

Drinking a stranger’s tequila and then sharing their toilet to puke in with your underage Latino brother, while your 5 children throw gumballs in their fish tank is guanoloco.

Crashing a BBQ at your ex-boyfriend’s brother’s house then telling your 4-year old to piss in the bushes and pretend he is camping is guanoloco.

by astipup May 5, 2018