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Gramper

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.
"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".
by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010
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Gaspy Death Wank

He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.
by shoelace lover December 3, 2011
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grample

Verb. To over-poeticize in an especially crass way.
"I had an idea" could be grampled to "The idea came to me like a locker room full of teenaged boys".
by Stiphy January 5, 2013
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penetrative gasp

re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.
her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!

lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)

a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
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Catfish gasp

When you pump your girls legs toward her chest when you pull out and shes on her back. The air rushing in her snatch sounds like a catfish gasping for air!
I gave her a catfish gasp last night
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gaspagoo

A Cajun word for a big, mean, ugly catfish. Them what will take your fingers always taste best.
Don't you go noodlin' up up Saintlake way, boy, there's a gaspagoo will have your thumbs quicksmart.
by odellgraff March 7, 2007
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gralph

adjective

a very interesting mix of being high and drunk at the same time. generally, this occurs through the use of alcohol and marijuana, but could be encounterd through many types of drugs as well.
after consuming a bottle of Captain and smoking a blunt, Kristen and Melissa were both very gralph.
by Kris and Mel July 28, 2008
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