Umami Gobstopper

The act of passing and kidney stone during intercourse into your partner’s mouth, while they suck on it until it disappears.

After my recent diagnosis, the wife and I decided to try something different in bed so I gave her an umami gobstopper.

by yunGull June 24, 2020

gobshite

An unlovely combination of a 'tit' and a 'fuckwit'.

Rarely used in jest, say it when you mean it.

Irish in origin, perhaps, but widely used in the more educated areas of Liverpool, i.e the south-end or town, to describe the evil and stupid little cunts who live in the filthy north, especially around County Road on match days.

'Eh! Gobshite! Put your sister down and get back in the shed!'

The lad's a gobshite, good for fuckall, let's kick the living stink out of the prick.

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Gorbie

Slang, A person who eats a disgusting amount of food.

Look at that gorbie at McDonalds!

by Gorbie August 27, 2013

Gobshite

Noun: that one Irish girl that got shit faced on the first day of uni

Example
Nik: remember Gobshite
Josh: ofc

by Freddy (ifykyk) September 28, 2020

Garbsense

A dense (dumb, stupid) and fat person. You could also say dense physically and mentally, meaning fat and stupid.

Finn, you’re such a garbsense.

by gorgi smith January 1, 2023

Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls

The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

by the canadian gobstopperer June 6, 2014

Gorble

To receive Rectal Cancer through sodomization of a Tree

Bunny; an act requiring no less then four people.

Docter: Sir, I'm afraid you have rectal cancer.

Person: Fuck! I kne00w i shouldn't have gorbled that tree bunny with my 3 other friends!

by Nevrm0re February 28, 2010