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goatscrew

General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events
The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew
by Kevern September 24, 2004
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goatse

verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.

noun: anything that goatses someone.

origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.

2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
by soybomb May 13, 2005
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snake at the gates

placing your or someone's penis between another's butt cheeks, not entering the anus but rubbing between the cheeks
Hey Jon, can I put lotion on your butt and rub my wiener between your cheeks? The snake at the gates will wait.
by Jasonhman February 15, 2008
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Bill Gates

The richest man in the world who made his billions by creating the Windows OS, which gained popularity by having several useful, though sub-par, programs already installed.

Many often ridicule the Windows OS, although the same majority continue to use it.
Bill Gates is business man, not a programmer.
by 33Arsenic July 16, 2008
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goatsecx

"i love goatsecx."
by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003
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Gates of Hell

An amazing place up in North Jersey. It is a large tunnel network that supposedly ends at the gates of hell. It has been featured in Weird NJ, best local magazine. Also known for the intermingling of cultists and bored suburbian youth that frequent the tunnels. (PS Ignore Warning Signs, you can all swim I hope)
Yo, frank got stabbed in the Gates of Hell.

I was at the gates of Hell last weekend
by Sevas Tra arT saveS October 8, 2005
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pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.
I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.
by guzzler December 30, 2005
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