kallan gordy

the one person you would never expect to date because usually tall people have short dicks but i guess the fuck not because i can assure you i was fucking choking.

wow im dateing the kallan gordy

by nyxie.g June 7, 2022

Maximum Gladys

When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.

Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”

Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”

by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022

ms o grady

Some old fucking bitch who fucking looks like a chicken tender giving us unrelated english work

Me opens book sitting quietly

Ms o grady what are you doing!!

by Up the raa July 5, 2020

oh my goody good goodness

when something is extremely silly or bizarre

did he really just do that, oh my goody good goodness!

by sneakyern October 6, 2022

Chowdy Gowdy

Rough, Dirty, Sick, Diseased, Nasty, Ill, Infected, Destroyed, Dangerous, or an otherwise sketchy or difficult situation which requires great skill to avoid injury. A person that appears to have a sexually transmitted diseaes. The genitals when infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

I feel chowdy gowdy.
You look chowdy gowdy.
I wouldnt go there, that place is chowdy gowdy.
I am scared to take this chowdy gowdy line down the chute.
I think Sasha is hot but her friend is chowdy gowdy.
I wouldn't stick my dick in her chowdy gowdy.

by PANCREATICJUICES May 19, 2006

gladyator

noun:A male that is very glad he performed cunninglus on a female.

He sure is one happy gladyator!

by JUDBUT March 16, 2004

Goody goody two shoes

A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.

Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.

Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!

by T0m_x69x_5h4h May 1, 2016