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billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.
"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"
by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008
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Gruffalo

A term coined by the SF08, refering to a hairy beast of a man. Can often be found whistling his own theme song "Gruffalo Soldier"
Said he was a...

Gruffalo Soldier
Back-hair Rasta
Buffalo Soldier- in the heart of Ras al Khaimah, etc
by SF08 October 4, 2008
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guff

That horse dont take guff from nobody
by Wangster November 25, 2003
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Guffy

Guffy, derived from the term 'to be goofy' was officially made in Scotland. The term was first used in Firrhill High School by a product design class (2011) who described their teacher as goofy.

A Guffy is someone who tends to have a particular interest in nerdy television shows such as Doctor Who or sci-fi films such as Star Wars and Star Trek. Guffy's tend to wear un-ironed and non matching clothing complemented with a pair of thick lense glasses. Someone who owns both an iPhone and iPad and any other hi tech gadgets would be called a Guffy. Guffy's use very posh words and are pedantic about everything.
My teacher wears a brown shirt under a yellow jumper with brown trousers. He loves doctor who and even has the entire soundtrack on his phone. He uses his iPad at every possible opportunity and therefore, is a 'Guffy'.

Someone who likes to read books such as The Lord Of The Rings could also be branded a 'Guffy'.
by Scottish Guffy September 30, 2012
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guffawrt

A guffawrt is the practice of simultaneously laughing, or guffawing, and farting.
My most embarassing guffawrt was during a job interview at Sizzler.
by Brunocerous December 14, 2005
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Gruff

Girl's Really Ugly Fat Freind
Matt: Conner keeps hooking up with GRUFFs.

Taylor: That's why he's such a great wingman.

Matt: so true.
by Eringobrag December 31, 2009
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Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples
"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"
by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008
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