global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

Globerment

A felling of self pleasure or bliss.

I am very globerment today because I passed the test.

by Sam Jumpy December 16, 2008

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

Globe Hacking

Very good forum that teaches you about hacking, and how to keep your computer safe from malicious content.

This is a forum on the internet, "Globe Hacking".

by Anon3131 March 6, 2013

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

globberonner

Globberonner - someone who adds themselves to meetings/events without invite and little reason/purpose for their attendance.

Why are there no seats in here? We only expected 20 people - but we had all these globberonner's add on at the last min.

by Sir Tom Laymen October 2, 2017

global entry

Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.

It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program

by Clifford69 February 21, 2018