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Willow Glen High School

The world’s shittiest school that somehow looks more like a prison than an actual prison. I would think Jeffery Dahmer would feel at home here.
Have you been to Willow glen high school?

Yes, I saw these two kids drinking beers outside the library.
by Loopitee March 13, 2024
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Homer Glen

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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glen

Glen is a master at basketball and pulling chicks, but he only wants one girl, but she doesn't even know he exists.
Sofia: he doesn't even know I exist...
Ezel: you're such a glen
by otherwoman October 20, 2022
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Glen

Damn you’re busting a glen right now complaining
by Bitch17 May 16, 2025
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Dirty Glen

The act of fucking a TV judge then naming the kid Glen , hen putting him in charge of a Facebook group to regulate content.
That admin just did a Dirty Glen and put the ban hammer on the 1/4 of the grouo.!
by GrowGodKing June 16, 2020
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Glenning

The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.

Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.

Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.

In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:

Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."

Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"

Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017
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Glen

A tall lanky creepy type dude who brags about his insane gooning streak over anime. He's the type of person to eat a vat of lard and still ask for more afterwards. They typically associate their large appetite with their anime idols, such as Hatsune Miku and Goku. He also creeps out the huzz on a regular basis, and doesn't know how carbonation works in a pepsi bottle.
Tohnny Mateo: Hey Micehael, did you hear about Glen scaring off the huzz with his hentai that one time?

Micheal: Yes Tohnny Mateo, Glen really freaked those huzz out
by GlenHasNoRizz October 23, 2025
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