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Beating or hurting someone to the point of tears. A UK slang
John: Why’re you bleeding bro.
Jack: I was glenned in the classroom.

Y.O and SD did a glenning.
by Kwabena Asare May 13, 2019
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Someone is obsessed with their girl friend and is in so much fear they will break up so they do everything they can to be nice to them
Omg fin is Glenning
by SparkyEveriss April 20, 2020
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To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.
"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"
by negus69 July 30, 2008
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WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU EITHER DID SOMETHING OR WILL DO SOMETHING BUY REALLY DIDNT OR HAD NO INTENSION OF DOING IT
by HIUGLY79 December 18, 2020
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argueing the same thing without realizing you are argueing the same thing.
It takes 20 minutes to get the point across because he is glenning the entire time.
by ##40 January 23, 2021
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When you say you’ll do something but have no intention to do so.
“I was going to go swimming, only glenning”
“I was glenning my boss today, I have not done my work”
by EolhcPlasma March 04, 2021
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