Girthquake

to be a mook ass bitch with small PP

Hey that guy is such a girthquake.

by OtimzFarm February 7, 2020

girthworthy

Someone who has a big thick penis.

‘That guy is a real girthworthy’

‘Did you see that bulge in Girthworthy’s pants!?’

by Girthworthy December 7, 2020

Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.

The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.

by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021

Girthquake

Girthquake is made up of TimTheTatman, CourageJD, and basicallyidowrk. They started as a Fortnite trio and use the name because they are all overweight.

you better watch out Girthquake is coming.

by itsashley June 6, 2021

girth

How long something is in circumference, especially your penis. 4.5-5.0 inches is the average penile girth, which a woman should feel.

I had a good time pounding my gf last night with thick 4.5 inch girth penis.

by shortstring June 20, 2021

girthfriends

two men in a strictly sexual relationship, MLM fuckbuddies

"Hey man are you and Ethan dating?" "Oh no, we're just girthfriends, nothin romantic"

by faergiir August 6, 2021

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021