gilbertism

the art of beating gilbert

chris hitting gilbert with a ruler

by Adam Smith March 10, 2005

Gilberto

An ugly ass creature the dwells in New Designs and dwells on the ugliest thots. He says he owns cars and guns in GTA V

You are like Gilberto who is trying to fight his inner demons.

by Xxpolloloco21xX January 23, 2020

gildert

I thin male with a huge nose who is yellow and moans alot

damn you look like gildert

by Peter dampier January 4, 2009

Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch hes a player that everyone falls for but always breaks everyone’s heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what HE wants. He never gives up until he gets it. He can have an acne mustache with no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face! He always gets mad over everything and is very toxic. He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date him that’s a whole other story he really ain’t worth your time you can find someone way better then a ugly ass Gilberto. He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one dayy.

Gilbertos gf: Gilberto is cheating on me!
Gilberto: I’m cheating on multiple girls !

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

FLIBBERTY GIBBERT

A care free young woman. A willo-the -wisp. Unreliable woman.

"You can't rely on these flibberty-gibberts to turn up for work on time".

by heather christian August 18, 2003

Gilberto

A creepy dirty mexican that likes to obsess over pretty girls.

I met this guy, but he was acting like such a gilberto. whaaat a turn off!

by oneOFtheGIRLSyouOBSESSover December 13, 2010

Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch he’s a player that everyone falls for but always breaks their heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what he wants. He doesn’t give up til he gets it. He can have an acne mustache and no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face ! He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date one that’s a whole other story. He ain’t worth shii you can find someone better then a ugly ass Gilberto like who tf names their child that ? He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one day. Little pussy with a shrimp.

People: Gilbertos a bitch

Gilberto: pull up
People:*they pull up*
Gilberto: “daddy I’m scared there’s people outside looking for me”

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020