Fruit Plate

A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept ordering "fruit plates" during happy hours.

Dam Fruit Plate, you just let your boss walk all over you again.

Quit acting like fruit plate, step up to the plate and get on that girl.

by Matt Cooter May 2, 2004

Fruit fly

Parallels "Fag hag" yet meant for a young and attractive female instead of an old woman implied from hag.

This is my beautiful fruit fly!

by Kym February 8, 2005

fruit scoot

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.

hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003

fruit boots

1. A slang synonym for "inline skates," which are also known by the brand name "Rollerblades." This term was coined by skateboarders frustrated by the mass influx of generally clueless, and unobservant inline skaters that always get in the way at skateparks. It is a perjorative term used for the purpose of insulting inline skaters as being homosexual.

2. High heel boots worn by a transvestite.

1. Those stupid dorks wearing fruit boots never look where they are going and always cause collisions at the skatepark.

2. The drag queen put on some fruit boots to go skating at the skatepark after taking off his/her thigh-high fruit boots.

by Marcus Solomon November 20, 2007

kiwi fruit

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.

Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

by plastix fantastix May 19, 2005

fruit cake

Means a guy is gay, or acting gay.

1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.

by Corerosin May 13, 2005

fruit loop

A fruit loop is a gay cheerio.

that mans a fruit loop!

by blayne4k December 30, 2005