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foolshit

noun.
1. Bullshit originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. Usually preceded by "Fuck that-"; eg "Fuck that foolshit"
3. Originated from an online chess player from China, whom, not knowing the rule of 'en passant', saw his oppenent's pawn move behind his own and exclaimed "You cheater! That's foolshit!" Ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolshit.
"Dude, cake rules. Pie just can't compete," said Dave.
"FUCK THAT FOOLSHIT!" responded Inigo. "Pie will fuck cake up any day of the week!" Inigo then stabbed Dave and was elected President of the Earth.

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Dingus: This pie is pretty good.
Lumpy: This cake is so much better.
Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh wants SEX! Kibbles, come here and give Hesh SEX!
Kibbles: (silence)
Dingus: (silence)
Lumpy: (silence)
Dingus: (coughs)
Lumpy: You sick?
Dingus: No.
by anth kim September 20, 2003
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June fools

june fools is the international mess with a friend day
by Kelly >.< June 1, 2020
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april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls
Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003
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foobles

A large pair of balls. Often associated with extremely attractive men that are nearly perfect in every aspect of life. Foobles also love to be stroked and can be played with gently or ferociously as long as the lady friend is attractive
Those foobles are an impressive sight.
by Foobles June 22, 2010
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fools

there were hella fools at the show
by Dre May 12, 2004
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Fobstep

n, "Mainstream" dubstep music considered crap by purist and original dubstep fans, especially as it is very different to the origins of the genre.

Fob meaning "fresh off the boat", implying that it is liked only by people who have only started liking dubstep as it has become popular.
"Check out this sick new track from (X)!"

"Nah man! that's fobstep!'
by ChanceyLord April 21, 2011
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foobies

when a young woman uses the fat that has accumulated on her chest to give the allusion that she in fact has breasts.
F (for fat) oobies (oobies for boobies) = FOOBIES.
yo...see my brother's girlfriend...she got foobies
by svetla November 9, 2006
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