flushed the mouse

When you make a boneheaded decision or miss a chance at something. I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Spice is the Tony Kornheiser Show

I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.

My mom ruined the meatloaf. She really flushed the mouse on that one

by Schmeckle33 April 22, 2024

flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)

Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.

by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024

flusterfuck

A person who gets flustered easily, so much so that a single flirt or romantic/sexual indication might as well make them scream into a pillow, kick their feet non-stop, blush intensely, and have many other over-the-top reactions related to being flustered.

A: Hey, is your boyfriend alright? He's been red as a tomato all morning!

B: Oh yeah, I told him I would give him kisses till he's breathless, that's why.

A: I see... He's a flusterfuck, alright.

B: Definitely.

by C'monIcarus February 12, 2024

flushedit

To hit the golf ball pure

I flushedit

by Thewaipuflusher February 22, 2024

Flushed the Mouse

Doing something not well, losing having a hard time. I.e. heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show

He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

Flushed the mouse

To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.

Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.

by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024