oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats

johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater

by the gold diggers August 23, 2011

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018

Jiggle flogger

When you flick and grab someone’s balls so hard they scream. Then stick it in the butt unawaringly.

How about we try a jiggle flogger tonight

by The real like sexuality December 27, 2018

Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job

Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night

by nayfo7 May 12, 2020