flex on your ex

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.

You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017

Flecture

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.

1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"

by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009

Flezzie

A fake lesbian. Two females who unconditionally love each other but are in a platonic relationship. Outsiders may consider them sexually attracted to one another ( no shame in that).

Synonym: Bromance

1) Sara: "You look so fucking cute in that outfit!"

Emmy: " Omg! So do you girl"

Sara: "Wow, we are such flezzies"

Emmy: "Let's go get some guys to buy us shots."

2) Chi: "Dude, I'm trying to get that threesome with Sara and Emmy!"

Justin: "Nah brah. No chance. They are flezzies!"

Chi: "Damn :(. Let's go get a shot of fireball"

3) Nishi: "This is a Flezzie conversation. See your floozie ass out."

by cpatel529 August 31, 2014

Flesh Pocket

A place within the body in which to store something. Specifically, to smuggle contraband or stash drugs before a police stop.

I was getting pulled over, so I shoved my pipe and rocks into my flesh pocket.

Man dis some good ass kush! How'd you get it in here? (prison)
Yo, my ho cool. She broughts it in during visitation.

by Guitar God Jay April 27, 2016

FLEB

Noun; a reclusive person, someone who does not go out very often, a person who could stay at home all day long and not talk to a single person and be happy.
Adj; Purposely not answering phone calls and avoiding people.

"That guy will never come out to drink with us, he is a fleb."
"I plan on flebbing around the house this weekend so don't bother calling me"

by whenIx9 March 8, 2017

flextitude

A huge triumph through the unlimited power of flexing.

"laugh along with me on this journey, this journey of flextitudes!"-Lord Nux

by amortal October 15, 2020

Flembogi

Flembogi is used at close friends who have a big head and a small body.

Hey my flembogi! How are you doing man?

by anonymous October 15, 2020