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wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores
dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11
by jackstrawtfb January 30, 2020
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Air Finger

The act of making a "fingering motion", of sexual nature, to express how attractive a woman is. Can be combined with a "uuuuunnnnngggghhhh" sound to simulate the tremendous orgasm you would have if actually fingering her.
That broad was so hot that I had to air finger her from across the room.
by Kenbenzo July 10, 2016
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Finger clap

The finger clap, as opposed to clapping your hands or snapping your fingers, combines both. The index finger taps the thumb repreatedly to convey a subtle but visible expression of approval, be it sarcastic or sincere.
Julie: I got a B on my physics final.
Tonya: *finger claps*
by ay_wey December 15, 2019
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Chode Fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.
by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009
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Trump fingers

After eating large amounts of cheese balls or Cheetos and coating ones hands orange one then grabs a women by her pussy.
I finished my bag of the Cheetos the other day and decided to give the next girl I saw Trump fingers. She was shocked when I grabbed her pussy with my orange hands.
by Carpetmuncher5000 September 16, 2017
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Salad Fingers

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"

Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.
by Pillage Productions October 12, 2004
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No Finger February

No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail
Yo Girl you gonna do No Finger February.
by im the cumpster November 7, 2018
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