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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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stick-figure embrace

Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.
Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.
by QuacksO February 16, 2023
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Son-figure

Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.
Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks
by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025
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POP FIGURE

Pimple popping pizza face collection of black people in a pink room with bobble heads.
IM BOUT TO DFMR MY POP FIGURE COLLECTION!
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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figure jar

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021
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Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky
"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"
by markofthetiger March 2, 2016
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