figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Go figure

Go figure

Random Person: Go figure!

by Ilovehotjuicybenis November 29, 2023

Public figure

How can you be a public figure on a private space?

Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017