Fig is a name given to only the most baddest bitch around. She wont put up with anyone's shit and isnt afraid to tell you how it is. She's sexy, intelligent and confidence. Despite being slightly intimidating she also has a lot of love to give and only wants the best for other people. Fig is a ride or die friend.
by I'm dat bitch February 27, 2019
Get the Figmug. When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.
“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”
by WettFannie November 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Figsmug. A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.
by Demonic Fox March 31, 2015
Get the fig barmug. by figpickin March 4, 2022
Get the picking her figmug. "Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
by *PJP* October 31, 2011
Get the Fig Newtsmug.