Forget you!

Used instead of "fuck you" and means the same thing, based on the popular song by C-Lo Green.

Steve: "Hey man, nice shirt, what have you had that since you were like 5?"

Matt: "Forget you! This shirt is legendary."

by jack butler505 April 22, 2011

womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

by Power B May 14, 2003

Ferret Sex

To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)

"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"

"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"

by WC Ferret January 7, 2008

ferretor

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.

Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004

Fergees

A new disease relating to the "music artist," (i quote because she's one of the worst out there)Fergie that can be caught when you make contact with a Fergie fan or Fergie herself.

Symptons include:
-Listening to bad music on a regular basis
-adding "-icious" to your everyday vocabulary
-calling your body parts your "lovely lady lumps or humps"
...other symptons are pending...

"OMG he gave me the fergees last night!"
"I think I just caught the fergees"

by Gizzle fo shizzle December 9, 2008

Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.

Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.

by texaro February 16, 2009

craig fergeson

host of the late late show on CBS

Craig Fergeson is scottish.

by el Brendo June 29, 2006