Fedex

a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...

Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?

by Levon5100 January 6, 2004

Federico

Federico is a vibrating dildo from Anne Summers and gets angry really quickly.
He is sexy but has a very small peen.
He also cheats on girls from Italy and loves to be a trump with a popping Black moustache. Not one to fuck with

Being a Federico

by Toma on da beat June 25, 2019

Federal

not conforming to what is generally expected in society.

fool1: "yo man, what'd you do on friday night?"

fool2: "man, I ain't even trippin. I went out and got educated."

fool1: "dag homie, tha's federal!"

by narojoku April 18, 2006

Federal

Money- as in Federal Reserve Note

I can't go out tonight cause I ain't got no federals

by a February 18, 2007

Federal

is an extension of the acronym fed that stands for Fully Erect Dong. A Synonym for an erection.

I saw Brooklyn Decker and I got a hella steely federal

by bbpcock March 8, 2010

united states federal government

not a direct democracy; a republic of the elite autocrats doing what ever the hell want to do with your hard earned cash(i.e. not you, democrats, or minorities)

United states federal government has no fiscal discipline...you bastards

by zach hill May 13, 2005

Federico

A Colombian sex god, not many can experience his orgasmic powers. Girls are lucky to see him and get ****** by him, life is a pleasure with a Federico. Usually has friends from America, and can sometimes be a sneaky fucka.

Oh Federico, oh god Federico

by Tallywacker lover May 25, 2019