being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.
"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."
Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."
Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."
by Imtherealme November 29, 2010
by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004
A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.
Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.
4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.
5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.
6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.
4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.
5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.
6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.
Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.
Fukk damn hell are you dead in side
God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.
After the thunder comes the rain
Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.
Fukk damn hell are you dead in side
God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.
After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
by B-Drac August 12, 2003
by bungHole August 01, 2003
by Roy Fenton October 11, 2006
Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
by Slatte September 13, 2008