Eggstitential

Something that is so profound that it really just comes out like scrambled eggs.

"Jon just said somthing profound."

"Really, I thought it was more eggstitential."

by TKO Swenson April 7, 2010

eggtothemotherfuckingzactly

A word commonly used by the average douchebag but usually used to sugar coat a moment where one person knows a topic but another person thinks that they know it.

Adam: I know the longest word in the dictionary.

Brad: What is it?
Adam:Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Brad: No!!! its pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis!! Oh!!! Pwned! Eggtothemotherfuckingzactly!!

by DrPepperPimp April 17, 2010

Egotitstical

When a girl has a massive ego stemming from her massive chest.. ie she thinks she's the shit because she has enormous tits.

My friend Monica is so damned egotitstical. Every time someone mentions the word 'nipples', she automatically assumes we're talking about her.

by DJ Phresh March 17, 2011

Egotwitcentrism

When you do something on Twitter and it simultaneously goes down, and you think to yourself "Did *I* do that???"

"Doogie was getting ready to follow Justin Bieber when he got the fail whale. He thought he did it. Total egotwitcentrism!"

by FollowOWS October 7, 2011

eggmoth

emo/goth

You are such an eggmoth, Daniel Smith.

by lickalottapussthethird October 1, 2012

egotronic

When an individual's ego or sense of self-worth is sustained by her/his electronic possessions (i.e., mobile telephone, computer, television).

Upon receiving his first cell phone, the 13-year-old boy is showing an egotronic unbearable by his closest friends.

by Dr. KB September 15, 2016

Egotestical

A person who think they're better than everyone because they have big balls.

That guy is such an egotestical

by NuclearKärring March 21, 2017