erection

Something you get when you don't want it and don't get it when you do want it

Damnit, I got an erection at the pool.

Damnit, I want to jack off but I can't get an erection.

by asdfgfdsgsd December 9, 2008

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 4, 2018

erection

The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris.

He got an erection after thinking about his dog

by beliwell February 6, 2003

res-erection

when you have an erection, it dies, then it comes back

i had a res-erection when i was talking with (girl name) today

by i_am_batman February 13, 2014