early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

early 2000's kids

The best generation of people ever best generation people ever.

Did you see him he is so cool i bet he is an early 2000's kid.
Early 2000's kids are the coolest and that's a fact.

by lisaluvsk February 4, 2015

go to bed early

Reders to gay sex. Used to hide gay desire and to disguise it as an innocent phrase.

Hey. You guys want to go to bed early?

by Rower December 25, 2007

Early 2000s Kid

Someone born from 1994-1998. Meaning they turned 5-9 before 2004. Generally these people are on the cusp of both Millennials (1994-1996) and Gen Z (1997-1998) and are confused what generation they fit in. Reason being that they experienced both cultural trends leftover of the 90's and new trends from the 2000's growing up. Another term for this group is called Zillenials

Person born in 1992: When were you born?

Person born in 1997: 1997.

Person born in 1992: OH so you're an early 2000s kid. We probably had similar upbringings.

Person born in 1997: Yeah you're right! Dial up was the worst.

by Coherent2788 June 21, 2021

early riser

A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men

When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.

by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004

early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.

i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.

by templeton blogg and joe December 21, 2008

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021