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Crunk Multimedia Experience

Reaching out to friends and loved ones alike through any means possible including but not limited to: Email, Voicemail, Phone Conversations, Personal Visits, Facebook messages. All while being heavily intoxicated.
Fatty's Crunk Multimedia Experience ruined relationships, friendships, and lives.
by Fujiddy November 1, 2006
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The Girlfriend Experiment II

As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022
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russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022
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near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
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The Full Whitechapel Experience

The sexual act of dressing like Jack the Ripper and unloading fiery liquid lava diarrhea shits in your partners mouth in a Persian restaurant bathroom. After this has been done, the same act is performed again in a Starbucks bathroom down the road.
After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.
by jackieboi123 May 6, 2023
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near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
by TheSalts August 3, 2016
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near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
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