Reaching out to friends and loved ones alike through any means possible including but not limited to: Email, Voicemail, Phone Conversations, Personal Visits, Facebook messages. All while being heavily intoxicated.
by Fujiddy November 1, 2006
Get the Crunk Multimedia Experiencemug. As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022
Get the The Girlfriend Experiment IImug. people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022
Get the russian sleep experimentmug. Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
Get the near death experiencemug. The sexual act of dressing like Jack the Ripper and unloading fiery liquid lava diarrhea shits in your partners mouth in a Persian restaurant bathroom. After this has been done, the same act is performed again in a Starbucks bathroom down the road.
After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.
by jackieboi123 May 6, 2023
Get the The Full Whitechapel Experiencemug. I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
by TheSalts August 3, 2016
Get the near-nut experiencemug. That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
Get the near date experiencemug.