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Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.
This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.
by Feo2 June 8, 2009
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ding ding dong

Another word for a man's "tra la la."
Gunther: Oh - you touch my tra la la! Mm - my ding ding dong!
by Nathaniel Jones November 14, 2005
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drop dong

Letting it all hang out with your friends in natural outdoor hot springs. No clothing or swimsuits needed. When you drop dong with your best buds, your life will change.
We took a trip out into the mountains and went to drop dong and watch the sunrise over the snow capped peaks.
by the_jamin_rock April 23, 2017
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dongfuck

To be fucked by an anormally smooth and large penis. Mainly in the asshole and or earlobe
Dude 1:Dude i heard Richard dongfucked his sister!
Dude 2:NO WAY! ME TOO DUDE!!
by tyler and andy May 18, 2008
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dongered

Used to declare complete and utter dominance over someone in a contest. Typically used in gaming. Refers to a quick kill, usually before the enemy player can even react, but not always.
I just dongered the shit out of this noob. He never even saw me coming
by LeeroyGankins October 31, 2015
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dong garage

Jack's Butthole
Jack open your dong garage im comin in for a crash landing
by MrNoStylzz July 12, 2016
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dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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