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Dyslexication

When an individual experiences cognitive limitations that impair their capacity to retain specific information.
Keerthi has Dyslexication, she can't remember shit...
by cheese1727 May 4, 2025
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[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.
Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.
by residenthedonist June 27, 2009
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dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi
"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."
by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014
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auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.
God dammit auto-dyslexic
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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Nautical Dyslexia

While coxing a rowing crew, you mix up your nautical terminology so the crew has no idea what you are talking about.
Since it was Brian's first time coxwaining, it became clear that if we just did the opposite of what he said the boat ran fine. He was experiencing Nautical Dyslexia.
by Crashhopper July 26, 2017
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Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.
Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017
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Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia
“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia
by Meghaladon December 18, 2017
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