Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

dead cells

Dead Cells is a Rougelike-Metroidvania video game developed and published by Motion-Twin in which you explore procedurally generated areas and gather random loot from RNG, Or Random Number Generator and defeat bosses for runes, granting permanent abilities, enabling access to areas previously unreachable, and after death, restarting in a newly procedurally generated set of areas and doing it all over again

Guy 1: Dude, i heard you like rougelike-metroidvania games?
Guy 2: Yeah, know any good ones?
Guy 1: You should check out Dead Cells, it rocks!

by The_Poison_Gamer January 6, 2020

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

On dead dawgs

That is how you merch in Boston.

Similar to Foe’nem / I swear to god.

If they put something “on dead dawgs” they are putting it on their dead friends/Dawgs.

On dead dawgs I didn’t cheat, it was only a little flirting/say on dawgs you fucked her

by Anonanonymously January 12, 2021

Charlie Is Dead

it`s an secret girl word used in the philippines that means ''your bra or bra strap is showing''

czari, charlie is dead!!

by alesicutie May 5, 2009

dead inside

This is probably what every Walmart cashier is.

"I bought a scotch tape, a firearm, and a postcard 'Happy birthday' at Walmart 5 mins ago Lol"
"And what's the cashier's reaction?"
"He's dead inside..."

by yaBJ April 22, 2020