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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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daily dozen

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know
by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016
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dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.
Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!
by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022
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Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
by barkotempo December 21, 2021
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Chad's Dozen

16.
I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.
by BakersChad March 22, 2022
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Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times
Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen
by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021
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"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"

"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"

"...?"
by ajax6719 June 17, 2012
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