Dozer

A man's penis, generally above average.

Guy: You should come over and let me inroduce you to the dozer..
Girl: I don't even what that means..
Guy: Means I'm about to plow dat ass..

Guy: There's some major dirtwork to be done so back that hoe up on the dozer and we'll get started..

by BA_NB August 17, 2011

bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

dozer

(adj/adv.) as invented by the gangstancers of smabv, derived from the construction-man word bulldozer, meaning ridiculously rad or outrageous, usually used in association with a legit/chill person/thing/event. See Bill Clinton, Apollo Ohno, and The Woman.

“damn, that longboard move was completely dozer.”

by reinbolt November 11, 2006

dime a dozen

cheap, notworth much, easy to come by, not highly valued

you could buy a dozen for a dime.

by BabySlice October 23, 2003

Dozens

Cars sitting on 12 inch rims. fake stuntin.

"look at that fool tryin to stunt on dozens...(he keep them clean though)"

by P BURESH December 22, 2008

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

i-dozer

A program that plays audio files that are supposed to simulate drug effects.

Personal Note: Does not work, gives only placebo effect.

I-dozer is a real scam of a program.

by 420.MuNkEy May 12, 2008