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Dong Breath

(n.) 1. The pungent breath of a male or female, after oral sex with the male dong. 2. Stinky breath.

Context: A. Used mainly as an insult in a greeting to a male, subtly insinuating that he is gay.
B. Reference to bad breath of any sort.
"Sally, whew, got a little dong breath there..."

"What's up dong breath?"
by Steve T February 24, 2005
mugGet the Dong Breathmug.

Slong dong

Dee has a slong dong.
by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010
mugGet the Slong dongmug.

Poon Dong

Ancient 80 year old Chinese gentleman with a Fu Manchu beard looking to get laid, as played by David Carradine in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage.
That Poon Dong is nasty!
by Ricky Verona May 16, 2011
mugGet the Poon Dongmug.

kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.
I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.
by Anonymous December 20, 2002
mugGet the kong dongmug.

Dong Water

This is most typically referred to as the toilet bowl water once a man's penis as poked itself into the murky depths. When a penis infiltrates the vile waters of the ceramic oval office, the water turns into Dong Water. Similar to bong water in the sense that once clean water is now tainted.

In other cultures, known as "Poop Dick"
I was pooping at the public walmart restrooms and felt my dick submerge into the icy cold waters of the unknown. I knew immediately that I birthed a new batch of Dong Water. Unsafe and unsanitary, I immediately ran away.
by sixty7gt500 July 11, 2014
mugGet the Dong Watermug.

bong dong

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.
"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009
mugGet the bong dongmug.

ding-dong

by stupdawg April 20, 2009
mugGet the ding-dongmug.

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