doc blocked

when a buying team can't advance in the sales process because they don't have answers related to evaluating, purchasing, implementation, or training

We want to buy that new tool but we're doc blocked so we'll just push it off to Q4

by calamitysam April 16, 2025

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

pull a doc

Spending far too much time and effort building something that doesn't exist in a game, only for it to be introduced as soon as you finish.

You know there's a new pack coming, wait to see what it is before you pull a doc.

by dionysus_regina October 15, 2020

Doc

A field operative of the support class who decides to spawn peek campfire Chalet/Street Oregon and gets instantly swiss-cheesed by attackers. Usually found whilst playing solo-queue ranked, unranked, or quick play.

"Doc, are we fucking retarded or are you playing without your thumbs?"
"Oh teammate wants to be Doc. Alright, well I guess it's a 4v5..."
"Doc, stim me. Oh you used all the stims on yourself to secure one kill? Next time, try shooting yourself with a revolver instead."

by AZSDESTROYER June 18, 2025

Doc

A well paying profession with the aim to make people happier and healthier. Much like a hoe, another well paying profession spreading happiness and longevity.

Hey doc, I’m sick.. please examine me thoroughly

by HottDoc November 28, 2024

Doc Blocker

An annoying Resident/Medical Student or otherwise non-helpful entity that come between the Surgeon and the Surgical Technologist and impedes advancement of the procedure due to their lack of experience.

That new Surgery Resident is a Doc Blocker!!!

by pla-doh November 10, 2018

DOC

This stands for Dumb Old Cunt.
It's an abbreviation used when you can't use abusive language eg. Facebook.

You have never smoked weed in your life DOC.

by The real nze April 21, 2023