Doink

A word to be used contextually in almost any situation and interchangeably with almost any word, often in a positive context.

1. Yo this doink goes stupid hard
2. Hit her with that doink bro
3. That doink was so crazy

by Sticky1997GMCSuburban May 11, 2018

doinkie

A sausage or other phalic shaped food

'ma ma' s cookin doinkies the night'

by MaccieD May 30, 2018

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 19, 2018

Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doinkhead

Someone who lacks brain cells

Garrett Hilyer is a doinkhead

by Jasmine Acosta November 2, 2018