A member of the Jackass Crew. Dave England is famous for doing many Jackass stunts involving poo. Such stunts include sitting on a rolling toilet going downhill with his pants pulled down, eating "poo" (really chocolate pudding) out of a diaper, the poo hug (Dave covered in refried beans and stink spray), etc.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
"Oh Dude, he's shitting right now! Oh get out get out get out! No man we can't get out of here! Cmon man. What are you doing? Get out of the fuckin car." Jackass 1 as Dave England shits in the van.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
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He is the pioneer of Thrash Metal and along with Cliff Burton, the only reason why Metallica had good music (he wrote their best songs on the first two albums).
As a band leader, he has the reputation of being a dictator but incidentally, this is also one of the main reasons why Megadeth has some of the best music in this world. Album after album is consistent unlike their rival Metallica, who again, incidentally, began to suck after Dave Mustaine's departure and Cliff Burton's demise (seriously, haven't you noticed that?!).
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He is the pioneer of Thrash Metal and along with Cliff Burton, the only reason why Metallica had good music (he wrote their best songs on the first two albums).
As a band leader, he has the reputation of being a dictator but incidentally, this is also one of the main reasons why Megadeth has some of the best music in this world. Album after album is consistent unlike their rival Metallica, who again, incidentally, began to suck after Dave Mustaine's departure and Cliff Burton's demise (seriously, haven't you noticed that?!).
Dave Mustaine is a musical genius and is very charismatic.
Megadeth is way better than Metallica and most other bands for that matter. Thank you Dave Mustaine for existing.
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I used my coupon for a free cockmeat sandwich with the purchase of a large drink last night behind Dave and Busters.
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(Teacher leaves)
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