explosive diarrhea

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Spicy Diarrhea

An extremely painful stinging sensation when having your bowels released. This sort of pain usually last from 3-4 days

"Aw, man my ass is killing from my spicy diarrhea last night. It was probably from that burrito I had."

by b-man16 April 2, 2009

Diarrhea Porn

When a porn movie is about, features, or includes some kind of diarrhea in someone's mouth or snootch.

Hey Father William! Check out this video my mom sent me. Diarrhea porn!

by Pollup February 3, 2008

vampire diarrhea

Also known as a woman's time of the month.

Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.

Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.

Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!

by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen September 11, 2009

Diaritos

Shitting horribly (diarrhea) after eating an entire bag of Doritos chips.

I shouldn't have stayed up all night playing video games and eating an entire bag of Doritos. Now I have a horrible case of diaritos.

by nightowl21 July 10, 2010

diarrhea

The stunningly painful feeling McDonalds spent years of research looking for a way to trigger. It'll get you as soon as you're finished eating and try getting up.

If you have a long road ahead of you after you get out of McDonalds, you'd better use the toilet before you leave, or you'll be painfully holding your diarrhea until you arrive home. Especially if there's blizzard outside, forcing you to slow down, and it's too late to stop anywhere.

by lyick April 9, 2006