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Digital Bikini

when censors make it look as though an aniime character's wearing clothes, when they're not
by v1cious April 1, 2005
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digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.
U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.
by King of Leon September 16, 2011
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digital trauma

Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).
My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!
by Ahswype July 15, 2007
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digital literacy

Digital literacy is the ability to understand how to use technology appropriately, as well as being educated on digital trends (memes, gifs, acronyms, etc.)
Examples:

The current generation is well educated in digital literacy.

"Do you know what a gif is?" "Of course, I’m digitally literate"
by GetGiffy January 22, 2015
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digital point

The webmaster discussion forums at digitalpoint.com. These are stereotyped to be full of spammers and scammers because s huge number of users there use craigslist to post advertisements for their services.

Sometimes referred to as digital pointless instead, as a play on words
Chris: I'm going over to Digital Point to do a bit of surfing later on.

Fred: I wouldn't man. I heard that place is full of scammers. Someone even called it digital pointless instead.

Chris: Lol @digital pointless. I'm going anyway cya
by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.
Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.
by jackmylumber August 17, 2011
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digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems
This software generates a lot of digital wind.
by tanelg June 2, 2018
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