Diddle boy

Master of diddling and can't be diddled by anyone

You cannot diddle a diddle boy
Only a diddle boy can diddle a diddle boy

by Simsva July 28, 2018

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

Diddle-dit

A tiny little piece of fuzz, lint, or debris on your clothing or any surface for that matter.

Barb, you have a diddle-dit on your shirt.

by LexMad December 2, 2020

diddl

diddl means you’re cute quirky and a bit cheeky. get a cute quirky and cheeky diddl! 🥺🤣😩

willst du mein diddl sein?

ja

diddl!

by djse3y7 March 14, 2021

Diddling The Dog

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

La Diddle sum

When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games

"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"

by La diddle sum December 27, 2023