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weapons of ass destruction

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.
by Carlitos August 4, 2003
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weapons of mass destruction

My arms
I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.
by Jason L October 4, 2003
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Destruction

The act of having vigorous, non-commital, sexual relationships with a woman that is too hot not to do so with.
"dude, I wanna destroy Samantha so bad! LOOK AT HER MAN!"

"I destroyed michelle last night, it was the first act of destruction i've committed in awhile"
by xJimmyDeanSausagesx March 29, 2009
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destruction

Term used when someone finds themselves in a state of utter, complete, and total annihalation, because they have chosen to resort to utter and tremendous combinations of destruction through tremendous drugs and alcohol.
Tonight we engaged in utter destruction to the point of no return. We have achieved our goal of fucking totally destroying ourselves in all manner of ways - like we always do! You know how WE do it bitch!
by Rump January 30, 2004
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destructed

being high as a direct result of a breadbag
i got destructed all day long on a futon.
by skizz May 13, 2005
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Destructotech Ltd

They are an evil organization which is
slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world.
Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control
techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with
subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal
messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more
permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to
allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a
threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their
agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets
into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with
relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble
intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page
view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general
disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid
these things to allow themselves complete control.

Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in
this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their
crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!
Dude those bitches don't talk to you because they are a part of Destructotech Ltd.
by lololpwn777 December 19, 2009
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destructor

a pin dick who fucks a guy called vince
by Daveeeeeeeeee April 24, 2003
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