Deckie

Slang for a member of the deck department aboard a Merchant Ship.

"Is he an engineer?"
"No, he's a deckie."

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 31, 2007

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

gas on deck

Marijuana is available.

Yo, I got gas on deck

by Tildarion July 10, 2016

Double Decker

To leave an Upper Decker in the toilet tank, and to leave a Floater in the bowl. This can either be a two-man job, or performed by a single person who breaks his payload into two segments. The result is that the water in the bowl will be brown, and the water that comes from the tank during a flush will also be brown.

An upper decker wasn't enough for that place, so for good measure I left a double decker.

by inmatarian February 3, 2008

upper decker

The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.

When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

dry dock

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003

Upper Decky

Zyn Nicotine Pouches, inserted in the upper gum or bottom gum.

Johnny, Let me pop a Upper Decky real quick buddy.

by anonymous October 14, 2022