deucer

one who drops deuces

You are such a deucer! It smells in here

by racoon noise johnson December 1, 2010

Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Deuce Spray

Taking a number #2 in the bathroom, aka "dump".

An air freshener used in bathrooms after someone has gone "number #2" and has left a strong odor.

Grandpa used the bathroom and the odor was so strong I had to use the "Deuce Spray"

by Scott Bremer February 9, 2009

deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

deucefag

The most epic swear word of all time!

Combination of:

Douche
Douchebag
Deuce
Fag

"You fucking deucefag!!!!"

by TwoAcesAndADeuce November 21, 2011

Deductive

A strength through a statement or law.

This whole thing about stealing is just deductive.

by The-real-smart-boy November 15, 2018

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

by LivefromNY August 27, 2009