pseudo dancing

The act by which a perpetrator, usually one Ken Johnson, attempts to attract attention from a good-looking female, but instead stands behind her, as if being a stalker. No attempt is made to have physical or verbal contact. The female usually just becomes very frightened and moves away at lightning speeds, such as when a gazelle is being chased by a cheetah. Too bad Kenny can't sprint to catch his prey.

Pseudo dancing is also considered and art form, performed by mimes and unichs alike.

Also see Nolder

Kenny wanted to talk to that hot girl, but instead he was just pseudo dancing.

by That's Queen Bitch to YOU April 12, 2004

dad dancing

A very common dance ones father will do when in a happy mode. The dance consists of pointing of ones finger in the air and kicking the leg out not in co-odination with ones finger. There is usually a smile that said father does that leaves an eary odd atmosphere in the so called dance floor.

Oh no i am sooo embarassed my father is engaging in the dreaded "Dad Dancing" on the dance floor.

by Jamylah September 2, 2007

Funny yellow cat dancing

A yellow cat that is not dancing, instead, having sex with a human, named "Villager". Creative name, I know

Person 1:Hey did you see that Funny yellow cat dancing
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!

by DoYouKnowJoe69 December 17, 2021

Drunk Dancing

Verb
Drunk Dancing is when a person is so much under the influence of alcohol that he/she thinks they might be a good dancer. This type of drunk is seen at parties and mostly avoided since it is particulary embarrassing to seen dancing with him/her. Drunk Dancing is usually bad dancing. The Drunk Dancer usually tries to do popular dances The Worm, Macarena, Cabbage Patch, etc. and in the end embarrasses his/herself.

Jackie: Ow my aching head! What happened last night?
Randy: Last night at the club you had too much Shirley Temples and started Drunk Dancing.

by Sh00pD4Wh00p October 18, 2008

pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.

that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.

by call me joe January 21, 2003

Dannique

Dannique is usually a woman who is very smart, charming, graceful and sexy. She is independent and sees the positive in every situation. She is tall, has great hair and a has an amazing body figure.

If you meet a Dannique, you should consider yourself very lucky, because you have met a rare human being.

Wow she's definitely a Dannique, look at how she holds her head high with grace.

by Dannia Astinna November 22, 2021

dancing crotch

a cyclist or biker

Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"

by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011