daty

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i do a daty with Lara

by Anthony theRockies April 23, 2021

self-daft punkery

self inflicked stupid behavior

The boys got together for some self-daft punkery. (They drank too much and then proceeded to have poor judgement and do stupid things.)

by TT Smith April 4, 2009

DAFTing

Double Anal FisTING

I heard you DAFTing that girl last night.

by koolaidkid December 18, 2003

Darty (correct definition)

A party in which participants sit in lawn chairs in a circle with a can of an alcoholic beverage between their feet on the ground. Each person take turns throwing sharp, metal darts at each other's can with the intent to puncture the can. Once a dart punctures a can, the person must drink to that line to stop the outflow and then take a turn of throwing a dart at another person's can. The empty cans form a pile in the middle until everyone is too obliterated to continue.

I went to a darty (correct definition) after my last college final. I was glad to not come away with dart holes in my shins.

It's a perfect 80 degree day, let's have a darty!

Last summer I got so blasted at a darty, there were probably 200 cans in the middle by the time we were done.

by bisonterritory June 17, 2020

Daft

acronym Dumb Ass Fuck Tard

John smacks his head into a wall.
His close friend Robert says, "Nice job your daft!"

by mike of the rh November 15, 2007

darty season

Day light savings, because you can party in the daylight for longer

Guy: Dude, guess what time of year it is?
Me: Darty season brahski!!!

by Augmasta July 20, 2016

Daft Punk Syndrome

When an upcoming event or release is hyped up so much that it's inevitably disappointing, irregardless of the actual objective quality of the event/release, due to the misfortune of the event/release having to meet unrealistic expectations. Named after the French DJ duo Daft Punk and the circumstances surrounding the release of their long-awaited 2013 album "Random Access Memories."

"Man, all the critics said that the new Arrested Development season would be the second coming of Christ, but I thought it was kind of disappointing given all the hype."
"Well, that's Daft Punk Syndrome for ya."

by misterwang May 26, 2013