Collyn

A Beastly Koopa With A Lot Of Stamina.

That Collyn Koopa Can Run 4 Minute Miles

by Henry A Guy March 8, 2008

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.

Edward Cullen sneaks into a little girls room, and watches her sleep.

by team lupin November 18, 2010

badger culling

Going down on your fem and knawing at their pubic fuzz.

Hey Ricky, so much badger culling on my wifey last night - I need a wire brush for my teeth!

by batzman March 3, 2016

Angry Cullen

When one forcefully inserts scissors into theirs or their partners penis during the act of intercourse.

An angry cullen is a common revenge tactic for cheating partners.

by yhalothere February 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

Faggot

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"

by kaelynm June 1, 2009

Cullenism

A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.

It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.

Worship Song of Cullenism:

"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."

by Twi-hards down under August 15, 2008

Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?

by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009