Collingwood

The worst AFL team. They say they are good but the really are not. Their supporters never go to the dentist and are badly dressed. They need help.

That Collingwood supporter needs to go to the dentist.

by Steven L**** May 7, 2017

Cullinaning

becoming a waste of a life, as drew says. also, a waste of a person. this "man" does absolutely nothing with his life besides roam around the deserted hallways of hanover high during class and puff the magic dragon

alex cullinan is cullinaning again, look drew there he is sleeping/roaming/high/drunk

by c-dav May 19, 2004

calling corporate

Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.

Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.

Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.

Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!

Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.

Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.

Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.

Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.

Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?

Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.

by RaineyL January 5, 2022

panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.

John just found a panty calling card.

by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009

Collingwoods

Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.

"Jeez, he's shown a lot of guts out there today - that guy must have massive Collingwoods"

by Bladesmax February 4, 2009

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 29, 2009