by whinney the poo August 8, 2003
Get the clingon mug.It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.
by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005
Get the clinging poo mug.Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.
by CP November 18, 2004
Get the Clingers mug.guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
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guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
AWKWARD
by pooclinger September 10, 2010
Get the Poo Clingers mug.When a guy is eating out a girl the shoves a pack of skittles up her vagina without her consent. He then performs the ABC's making her cum a rainbow, which he thinks makes her cum sweeter.
Last night Tom was eating out this chick, he shoved a pack of skittles up her cooch and performed the ABC's on her, she came a rainbow. example Cuming Rainbow
by semper amabo te February 25, 2011
Get the Cuming Rainbow mug.1. A female or dog that literally physically holds onto you.
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
Kill me now I just accidentally caught a clingy-female in the ocean of woman. Fuck...brb throwing phone into wall and downing half a bottle of k-pins.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 20, 2011
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