Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

Cody’s cucumber

The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.

Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Sea Cucumber

When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.

mom found my Sea Cucumber.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!

by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018

as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

by von groovy August 9, 2024

cheese cucumber

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

by Wormy cult February 28, 2021

Cucumber water

Class pure class.

This cucumber water is bitching.

by Noreo March 6, 2022