Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 5, 2013

meat crust

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside

Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"

by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015

toe crust

Crust/flaky shit around the toes

Leah and Gabbi whipped their toe crust on Sydney's sandwich, she ate it, and liked it.

P.S.: she asked for more

by SLG_Dynamite2134 July 18, 2016

Mr crust

my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him

maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022