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Crockosaur

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
by The master of bears January 18, 2010
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Crocklamation

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.
"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."
by Milfia September 29, 2009
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Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.
That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.
by je77 May 8, 2010
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Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
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crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus
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croctastic

(Adjective)

Croctastic means “fantastic” but with crocs (shoe). If someone says that something is croctastic, it’s fantastic. It is sometimes mistaken for croctastic, as in crocodile, but that’s not the case.
Jack: did you hear? No school tomorrow!
Ben: wow, that’s croctastic!
Jack: yeah dude
*high five*
by eliteshrek April 5, 2019
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crocophobia

The fear of the water/land shoe brand, croc. This could be triggered in many ways such as the wholes in the shoe creating fear of trypophobia, or the fact that a tanline of wholes can appear after wearing them in the sun. Crocophobia can fear people due to the the odd or funky shape of the croc, people affected with crocophibia can have a hate or disgust for crocs or croc supporters or people wearing them, the squeak of the rubber can flare up anxiety as well.
Wow i think they have crocophobia, do you see the way they are hating on my crocs?
by theycallmejuliandimsokewl July 22, 2019
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